( A cell phone call to Angeal. )

( An urgent voicemail to Zack. )

[ The phone is ringing. Pick up, husband. ]

C-Cid? Cid! There's something-- I heard--

[ Shera's breathing is shaken and she sounds slightly pained as she talks. ]

D-did Cloud hear it too?

[ ...or, really, within a ten block radius. :| Look what you've done, Zacky. ]

CLOUD! Zack just left the ship armed with wooden spoons! Well?

Go after him!

Call me as soon as you find him, okay? The ship's log record him heading east!

WOODEN SPOONS?!

ZACK FAIR, YOU TURN YOURSELF AROUND RIGHT THIS INSTANT AND COME BACK HERE! WOODEN SPOONS DO NOT QUALIFY AS ARMING YOURSELF.

[This is what the text message says, and also what the voice mail sounds like.]